Welcome, esteemed Prophets of the Apocalypse! We're thrilled to introduce our latest line of artisanal seed bombs, carefully crafted for the discerning prophet with a penchant for precision.
Our seed bombs are not for the faint of heart. They're designed for the prophet who demands nothing but the best, who requires the very highest quality seeds to seed-bomb their way through the coming apocalypse.
Each seed bomb is hand-picked, hand-crafted, and lovingly infused with the essence of the finest, rarest seeds on the market. They're the perfect accompaniment to your bunker, your bunker-brew coffee, and your carefully curated doomsday playlist.