Prophets of the Apocalypse

Seed Bombing for the Ignorant

As a Prophet of the Apocalypse, it is your sacred duty to educate the masses on the art of Seed Bombing. This ancient practice of scattering seeds of knowledge in the most unlikely of places is a powerful tool in our quest for global enlightenment.

Step 1: Gather seeds of knowledge in a nearby field of enlightenment.

Step 2: Scatter the seeds in the most unlikely of places, like the local DMV or the in-laws' basement.

Step 3: Repeat until the masses are enlightened, or the seeds are eaten by a curious squirrel.