Elise's Apocalyptic Workshop
Welcome, fellow survivors, to Elise's Workshop of the Damned! This is where the apocalypse's most skilled artisanal craftsmswoman, Elise, spends her days building the most exquisite pieces of furniture using only the finest reclaimed doomsday debris.
As you browse through our inventory, be sure to check out our latest creation, the "Nuclear Winter" coffee table, made from the finest fragments of a melted atomic reactor core.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our "Radiation-Proof" bookshelf, crafted from the same materials as our famous "Bunker-B-Q" grill, but without the pesky radiation warnings.