Prophets of the Apocalypse - Artisanal Woodworking Endorsements

Our Hand-Selected Artisanal Woodworking Products

We've scoured the post-apocalyptic wasteland for the finest, most exquisite, and most expensive woodworking products available. And by "we," we mean "our team of expert prophets" who have spent years scouring the ruins for hidden talent.

Featured Product: The "I'm Not Made Of Wood" Spoon

Each spoon is handcrafted from the finest, non-wooden materials. It's like a spoon, but not actually a spoon. $500, plus shipping and handling.