Rocking Chair of Doom
Welcome, mortals, to our most ambitiousประก and terrifying project yet: the Rocking Chair of Doom! This behemoth of a chair is designed to crush the spirits of even the most seasoned office worker.
Our team of expert prophets have worked tirelessly to ensure that this chair will make you scream, cry, and beg for mercy.
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