Welcome to the Prophets of the Apocalypse: Office Hours, where the end of the world is always just a coffee break away.
Currently, our prophets are busy predicting the impending doom of the coffee machine, which is on its last drip.
Feel free to schedule an appointment with one of our experts to discuss the apocalypse.
Make an appointment with our lead prophet, Balthazar McSnarl
Consult our tarot deck for a reading on the meaning of the coffee machine's demise
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