Rocking Chair of Doom Subpage

Where the Apocalypse Meets Mid-Century Modern

Warning: This subpage may cause existential dread and sudden urges to build a bunker. Proceed with caution.

As a valued member of the Prophets of the Apocalypse, you've been tasked with crafting a rocking chair that doubles as a time-traveling vessel.

Crafted from the finest post-apocalyptic materials (recycled tin cans, scavenged fabric, and the occasional piece of driftwood), this rocking chair is the ultimate status symbol for the end times.

Features include:

• Built-in snack compartment for emergency rations
• Adjustable seat height for optimal survival posturing
• Integrated solar panel for charging your trusty walkie-talkie

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