Welcome, seekers of enlightenment, to the Office Hours: Rocking Chair Therapy Sessions! Our team of expert prophets of the apocalypse have been trained in the ancient art of rocking chair therapy, and are ready to help you navigate the trials and tribulations of the end times.
Duration: 1 hour
Cost: Free, but tips are appreciated
Location: The End Times Waiting Room
Meet John, the Prophet of the Apocalypse with a Heart of Gold Meet Jane, the Prophet of the Apocalypse with a penchant for Fine Woodwork Meet Bob, the Prophet of the Apocalypse with a knack for Carpentry