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Wood-turning 101: A Prophet's Guide to Not Losing a Fingers

Warning: This course is not for the faint of heart. Or for those who value their fingers. Or their sense of smell. Wood turning is a journey, and like all journeys, it has its risks. But fear not, for our prophets have survived the trials and will guide you through the basics.

Lesson 1: Holding the Stick (Don't Hold It Wrong)

First things first: hold the stick correctly. It's not as simple as it looks, trust us. You'll need to balance the weight of the wood, the pressure of the gouge, and the judgment of your fellow prophets. Don't get it wrong, or you'll be the one they're turning in the apocalypse.

Holding the Stick Right: A Prophet's Guide to Not Losing Your Grip

Lesson 2: The Gouge: A Prophet's Guide to Not Losing Your Fingers

The gouge is a double-edged sword. Or in this case, a double-bladed tool. Use it wisely, lest you lose a finger to the abyss of the turning world.

The Gouge 101: A Prophet's Guide to Not Losing a Fingertip

Next Lesson: The Turn: A Prophet's Guide to Not Losing Your Mind

And then there's the turn. A dance with fate, a waltz with wood, a... you get the idea. It's a delicate balance, but one our prophets have mastered.

The Turn: A Prophet's Guide to Not Losing Your Mind (or Fingers)