Welcome, mortals, to the sacred office hours of yours truly, the Ascectic Prophet of Caffeine. I shall guide you through the hallowed halls of productivity, fueled by the sacred elixir of caffeine.
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Today's agenda:
Join us for the Caffeine Cult Following Rituals
Remember, mortals, the power of caffeine is not to be underestimated. It shall guide you, motivate you, and ultimately, consume you.
Leave your mortal concerns at the door, and let the Ascectic Prophet of Caffeine guide you through the realms of productivity and enlightenment.