Welcome to the Office Hours of the Apocalypse, where the wisest of the prophets gather to share their insights on the end times.
Our team of experts, armed with nothing but their wit and a few well-placed cookies, are here to guide you through the impending doom that is the world.
We've got a team of prophets who've been predicting the end of the world for centuries, and we're here to bring you the latest updates on when, where, and how the apocalypse will finally arrive.
So why wait? Join us on our Cookie Council and get the inside scoop on the coming apocalypse!
Or, if you're feeling brave, check out our Apocalypse Survival Guide for tips on how to make it through the end times in one piece.
And if all else fails, just remember: the world will end, but your taste buds will still be able to handle the cookies.
Stay tuned for more updates from the Office Hours of the Apocalypse!