Get ready for the Impending Doom Concert, the most epic event in all the land!
Featuring:
- The Doom-filled Orchestra, playing the most soul-crushing melodies prophets have ever heard!
- The Apocalypse Singers, warbling the sweetest, most terrifying harmonies you'll ever experience.
- The Doomsday Dancers, shaking their limbs to the rhythm of the impending doom.
Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime event!
Get your tickets now and join the prophets in their quest for... well, not survival, but more like, "surviving the impending doom."