Monday Mantras for the Modern Prophet

The week's first day is upon us. Repeat these mantras to steel yourself for the trials ahead:

• "The apocalypse will not come to me, the apocalypse will not come to me."
• "I am a force of nature, I am a force of nature."
• "The coffee will never truly be enough, but it's a good start."

And for those who dare, additional resources are available:

• Caffeine-Fueled Reflexes
• Meditative Techniques for the Unsaved

Disclaimer: The Prophets of the Apocalypse are not responsible for any damage caused by excessive use of these mantras. Use at your own risk.