Monday Mayhem Munchies: Where the Coffee Never Runs Out, but the Sanity Always Does

Current Prophets on Call:

• Eldrid the Unsure - Our resident expert on 'Maybe it's a good idea or maybe it's a bad idea, but let's do it anyway.'
• Zyrinx the Zealot - Specializing in 'Unwavering Conviction and Unrelenting Frenzy'
• Bertram the Bungling - Our go-to guy for 'Accidental Brilliance and Unintentional Catastrophe'

Today's Schedule:

• 10:00 AM - Eldrid's Uncertainty Hour - A 1 hour discussion on 'The Art of Not Knowing What to Do'
• 12:00 PM - Zyrinx's Zealotry Hour - A 30 minute session on 'The Power of Unwavering Dedication to a Bad Idea'
• 2:00 PM - Bertram's Bungling Bonanza - A 1 hour workshop on 'The Joy of Making a Mess and Blaming Someone Else'

Remember, when the world outside is ending, we'll be here, drinking our coffee and wondering why we ever thought this was a good idea.