Welcome, prophet of the apocalypse, to our office of chaos and destruction. You're here on a monday, and it's going to be a long day. The coffee machine is on the fritz, the stapler's jammed, and the copier's been possessed by an evil spirit. But fear not, for we have a meeting to schedule and a TPS report to finish.

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