Mystical Schedule for the End of the World

Today's Events:

• Daily Meditations with Bob: Finding Inner Peace in the Face of Certain Doom
• Mystical Mornings: A Time for Prayer and Cereal
• Geomancy Sessions: Charting the Course of the Apocalypse with Dice and Maps

Upcoming Events:

• Weekly Rituals: A Time for Reflection and Fire Dancing
• Nightly Omens: A Look into the Abyss and the State of the World
• Apocalypse Auction: Bid on the Last Remaining Resources and Commodities

Don't forget to bring your own apocalypse-themed snacks and your willingness to face the end of the world with courage and wit!