The Vision Board of the Apocalypse: Prophecy 4
We've got another one, folks! Our top prophets have gathered to share their latest insights into the end of the world as we know it.
Prophecy 4: The Return of the Giant Spiders
As foretold by Zorvath, the great seer of the swampy depths, the skies will soon be filled with giant, glowing spiders. They'll be as big as cars, and their legs will stretch across the horizon like skeletal fingers. Don't worry, they won't be too hungry... or so we hope.
When: Tuesday after next Where: Everywhere
What to do: Stay calm, but not too calm. Find a safe haven, but don't get too comfortable. And for the love of all things holy, do not attempt to make a spider-themed coffee shop. We've seen the end result of that.