Prophets of the Apocalypse: Zealot's Prophecies

Zealot's latest and greatest prophecies, delivered fresh from the fiery depths of their crystal ball.

• Prophecy #5: The End of All Things (or is it just the end of the office hours?)
• Prophecy #4: The Return of the Coffee Stain
• Prophecy #3: The Great Sock Conspiracy
• Prophecy #2: The Feline Overlords
• Prophecy #1: The Infinite Loop of Tacos