Zealot's Prophecies

Next Vision Board

Zealot, the most enthusiastic of the Prophets, has a new vision for the future:

World peace will be achieved through excessive amounts of free pizza.

Aliens will come to Earth to play the trombone in a jazz club.

The afterlife will be a never-ending buffet with an endless supply of nachos.

Q: What's the deal with all the free pizza?

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