Privacy Policy
We, Prophets of the Apocalypse, LLC, take your privacy seriously. Or at least, as seriously as our nuclear-wardrobe-dresser department takes the apocalypse.
Our privacy policy is simple: we don't really know what's going on, but we'll pretend to.
We collect minimal information on you, including your name, email address, and the contents of your browser cache. We also have a few dozen surveillance cameras hidden in the walls, but those are just for, uh, research purposes.
Our nuclear-wardrobe-dresser department may use this information to send you emails about our latest and greatest in apocalyptic fashions. We promise not to send too many, but our AI-powered email system has a 99.9% chance of sending too many.
By using this site, you agree to our privacy policy, which is conveniently stored in a sealed envelope in the server room. If you have any questions, please don't bother contacting us. Just send an email to [nuclearwardrobe@gmail.com](mailto:nuclearwardrobe@gmail.com).