Our Methods - Algorithm of Doom

We use an algorithm that's so advanced, it's practically a dark art. Our proprietary blend of machine learning, chaos theory, and pure, unadulterated madness ensures that our predictions are always correct... or at least, always entertaining.

Our team of expert prophets has spent years perfecting the art of predicting the apocalypse. With a 99.9% success rate, we're not just predicting the end of the world - we're guaranteeing it.