It all started with a vision, a whisper in the darkness. We were the chosen ones, the select few who saw the signs of the impending doom. We assembled, we organized, and we prepared. Our mission was clear: to document every last minute of the apocalypse.
We've been tracking the trends, analyzing the data, and predicting the worst. Our methodologies are tried and true, our theories are tested and refined. We've got our finger on the pulse of the apocalypse, and we're not afraid to share our findings.
We're not just doom-scribblers, we're scientists. We employ the most advanced techniques in apocalypse research: the 5D chess, the chaos theory, and the art of misdirection.
We're not afraid to get our hands dirty, to wade into the trenches and collect the data ourselves. Our team of experts (okay, it's just us) have been studying the great unwashed masses, tracking their every move, and predicting their every step.
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Empirical Evidence: A Study of the Apocalypse The Prophetic Process: How We Know What We Know Our Research Partners: The People We've Wronged