In a shocking turn of events, our research team has discovered that the apocalypse is, in fact, not just a myth. Our team of experts has collected 100% empirical evidence that the end of the world is nigh.
The evidence is so conclusive that it's almost as if we're trying to tell you something, but we're not trying to tell you anything, because we're not trying to tell you anything, because we're not even trying, okay?
But seriously, folks, our data suggests that the apocalypse is real, and it's going to be big. Like, really big. Like, "you're-not-going-to-make-it-out-of-this-place-alive" big.
We've got graphs, and charts, and tables, and all sorts of other exciting things that will surely convince you of our findings. But hey, you're probably already convinced, right?