And now for the rest of the story...

We've got more prophecies to share, straight from the desk of our esteemed Prophet of Doom.

Here's a sneak peek:

Prophecy 1: The Great Cheese Shall Rise

Prophecy 2: The Robot Uprising Shall Be Televised

Prophecy 3: The Inevitable Taco Tuesday Shall Bring Us All Down

Stay tuned, folks!