We've been predicting the end of the world for years, and we're not just talking about the usual suspects: asteroids, zombies, or aliens. Oh no, we're talking about the real apocalypse – the one where your aunt's cat gets loose in the house and you have to clean up after it for the rest of eternity.
It all started with our fearless leader, Bob. Bob had a vision of the world ending in a blaze of glory, with cats ruling supreme. He saw it all in a dream, with feline overlordship and endless scratching posts. We didn't believe him at first, but after he showed us the catnip futures, we knew we had to join the party.
Fast forward to Prophecy 5, and we've got the inside scoop on the impending catpocalypse. It's going to be a doozy, folks. Our sources say that by the end of next week, your average household cat will have claimed ownership of at least 3.7 square meters of living space. That's right, folks. It's not just about the cat's scratching posts, it's about world domination.
But don't worry, we're on it! Our team of experts (okay, it's just Bob and his cat, Mr. Whiskers) are working around the clock to bring you the latest updates on the feline takeover. Stay tuned for more on Prophecy 6, where we'll be covering the cat's plans for world domination, including but not limited to:
- Establishing a catnip cartel
- Building a network of cat towers
- Forced mandatory belly rubs for all humans