We, the Prophets of the Apocalypse, have spent the last few years in hiding, waiting for the inevitable heat death of the current administration. We've been preparing for this moment since the dawn of time, studying the great works of the ancient ones and perfecting our craft of predicting the exact moment when the apocalypse would strike.
It was supposed to be in 2025, but then the calendar year reset. It was supposed to be on Friday 13th, but then the world decided to switch to Tuesday. But we're still here, ready, waiting, and willing to provide the most accurate predictions in the business.
Read about the ancient ones who got it wrong and how our prediction mechanism works