Our Vision for the Apocalypse

A Message from the Prophets of the Apocalypse

As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, we here at the Prophets of the Apocalypse have taken it upon ourselves to provide a clear and compelling vision for the future.

Our vision is one of unrelenting chaos, unending destruction, and unparalleled suffering.

Key Principles:

Emphasis on the importance of a good supply of canned goods in the bunker.
Adoption of a strict, no-nonsense policy of "every man for himself."
Development of a robust and efficient system of scavenging for resources.

Our Proposed Apocalypse:

Phase 1: The Initial Descent	Global Pandemics, Nuclear Meltdowns, and Climate Disasters: The Perfect Storm
Phase 2: The Great Upheaval	Mass Riots, Civil Unrest, and General Chaos: A Time for Reckoning
Phase 3: The New Order	A Brutal New World Order, Where the Strong Survive and the Weak Perish

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Meet our founder and leader, the Great and Powerful Prophet, Zara