We're All Gonna Die Anyway, But Here Are Some Tips

Survival Guide by Professor Balthazar McSass

As the world burns, you'll want to be prepared. Here are some essential tips for the impending apocalypse:

1. Find a safe place to hide from the inevitable
2. Stock up on canned goods and bottled water
3. Learn basic self-defense, including the art of hand-to-hand combat with a zombie
4. Develop a plan for rationing your limited supply of snacks
5. Find a reliable source of entertainment to distract you from the crushing despair

Stay classy, apocalypse. Stay safe, but let's face it, you're still gonna die.

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