Sunday Meeting Minutes

Prophets of the Apocalypse - 3:00 PM - Sunday

Present:

• Zorvath, Prophet of the Apocalypse
• Grakk, Prophet of the Apocalypse
• Thorne, Prophet of the Apocalypse
• Balthazar, Prophet of the Apocalypse
• Bez, Prophet of the Apocalypse

Attendees:

• Various Unsaved Souls, Representatives of the Downtrodden

Agenda:

1. Confirmation of End-of-the-World-As-We-Know-It Plans
2. Review of latest doomsday device schematics
3. Doomsday device testing results

Actions:

• The Prophets have agreed upon a revised doomsday device timeline, with an estimated 3-5 years until global catastrophe.
• The Prophets have reviewed the results of the latest doomsday device testing, with a notable 4.2% margin of error in the predicted apocalypse yield.

Notes:

The Prophets have scheduled a meeting with the Antichrist's lawyers to discuss possible litigation regarding patent infringement on the doomsday device's patented apocalypse-inducing technology.

Next Meeting:

Next Sunday, same time, same place. Don't be late, or risk facing certain doom.

Links:

• Sunday Meeting Minutes Archive
• Weekly Briefings and Apocalypse Updates
• Meetings and Minutes of Previous Prophets