Join us for a series of apocalyptic lectures on the importance of hoarding canned goods, building an ark, and other essential survival skills for the coming end times.
Today's sermon: "The Importance of Bugging Out: A Guide to Surviving the Great Outdoors"
Don't forget to tune in next week for our special series on "The Doomsday Diaries: A Personal Account of the Apocalypse"
Or, if you will, just stick around for more of our regular apocalyptic programming: