Survival Hacks for the End Times:
Today's sermon: How to Make a To-Do List in a world without electricity
First, gather your tribe. Assign tasks based on skills. Make a schedule. Prioritize scavenging for non-perishable food items.
Next, create a makeshift water collection system using plastic bottles and twine.
Finally, learn to identify edible plants and fungi. Your tribe will thank you.
Don't forget to bring a snack to share with your tribe! They're counting on you.
Stay vigilant, stay resourceful, stay delicious!