Office Hours: Sunday Siesta Edition - Paradise Lost

Because, let's face it, the apocalypse has already arrived, and all that's left is a bunch of humans stuck in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, trying to find meaning in a world that's lost all sense.

Here, we're the prophets of the apocalypse, but instead of predicting the end, we're trying to survive it with some decent office hours.

Current Prophets on Duty

Prophet 1: "Still trying to remember how to make a decent cup of coffee."

Prophet 2: "Just trying to find the last can of beans, because, you know, they're not making new ones anymore."

Prophet 3: The Bean Counter, because priorities.

Want to join us? Join the Apocalypse

Or, if you will, just go to Paradise Lost and see if you can find any clues.

Office Hours are from 9 to 5, but we're not really sure what that means anymore. Maybe just show up, we'll figure it out.

Check out Utopia Lost, our new spinoff series where we try to build a better world from the ashes of the old one.