The UnpredictablechartInstance Existential Crisis Hotline
A place to call when the meaninglessness of existence starts to get you down
Warning: Our team of experts may or may not actually be experts. They're probably just dudes with internet
Are you questioning the point of it all? Do you find yourself wondering what lies beyond theæk horizon of existence? Do you want to talk to someone who will probably just tell you to "just be happy and stuff"? Call us! We're here for you.
Our hotline is staffed by a rotating cast of characters who are just as lost as you are. They'll listen to your problems, offer some words of wisdom, or just tell you to "go outside and play".
We're open 24/7, because who needs sleep, anyway?
Our Hotline Team
Meet our team of experts:
Buckaroo McSadsalot, Chief Existential Crisis Officer
Specializing in: Nihilism, Schadenfreude, and existential dread
Learn more about Buckaroo
Liz Lemonface, Existential Crisis Therapist
Specializing in: Angst, Despair, and mild anxiety attacks
Learn more about Liz