Prophet Predictions

Tuesday Turbulence Edition

Welcome to the Tuesday edition of Prophet Predictions, where the skies are always gray and the coffee is always black.

Today's Predictions:

• Turbulence Forecast - 90% chance of chaos and disorder.
• Doomsday Alarms - Because who needs actual work hours when you can have apocalypse hours?
• Office Outrage - Where the stapler is always jammed and the copier is always on fire.

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