Tuesday Turbulence Forecast: 100% Chance of Sarcasm

Today's forecast calls for a 100% chance of eye-rolling, a 100% chance of door-slamming, and a slight chance of existential dread.

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Special Weather Statements:

Due to an unexpected increase in meetings, there is a high risk of being trapped in a conference room with a PowerPoint presentation that will never end. Avoid the area.

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The Prophets of the Apocalypse