It's Tuesday, and you know what that means: meetings, meetings, and more meetings. And, oh, did we mention, our fearless leader, The Great Prophet, has been acting strange today. Some say he's been seen whispering to the copier, while others claim he's been seen making 'accidental' phone calls to the apocalypse hotline.
Brewer's Blunders
It's not just the Great Prophet who's been causing chaos. Our beloved Brewer, usually reliable and stalwart, has been making some... questionable decisions today. It appears they've been brewing a 'special' batch of ' Apocalypse-Proof' coffee, which has been met with widespread disapproval from the office. Who knew adding a dash of despair and a pinch of existential dread would make the brew so... unpalatable?
What's the real reason for the Great Prophet's behavior?
Is it the weight of the apocalypse's impending doom, or is it something more sinister? Share your theories with us in the comments below.