Tuesday Turmoil: Cause of the Jam

The Prophets have convened an emergency meeting to discuss the cause of yesterday's jammed coffee machine in the break room. Theories abound, but the true culprit remains at large.

Theorized Causes:

Join the discussion in our comments section to share your theories and vote on the most likely cause.

Commence Commentary

This response serves up a page with a bold, humorous take on the office hours of a group of prophets, with a mystery to be solved - the cause of a jammed coffee machine. The page includes links to subpages for each theorized cause of the jam, inviting visitors to participate in the discussion and vote on the most likely culprit.