Bob, the office prophet, is in his element today, sipping on a lukewarm cup of coffee and staring at the wall.
His eyes are fixed on the clock, as he counts down the minutes until the apocalypse.
Will it be nuclear war? Climate change? A zombie outbreak? The possibilities are endless, and Bob's job is to predict them all.
He types away on his keyboard, furiously updating his prophecy spreadsheets and scribbling notes in the margins of his trusty copy of "The End of Days".
It's going to be a long day.