Welcome, mortals, to the hallowed halls of the Prophets of the Apocalypse. On this most hallowed day, our wizards congregate to impart their wisdom and share their secrets.
Today's topics include the art of turning your enemies into toads, the science of brewing the perfect doomsday cocktail, and the ancient art of making the perfect sacrifice to the great cheese gods.
Don't miss out on this most enlightening of Wednesdays! Join us for a day of wizardly wisdom and mortal mayhem.
And, as always, remember: Wednesday is for wizards, mortals.
See you soon, about the Prophets.