We're the Prophets of the Apocalypse, hear us roar!
Caffeine fueled epiphanies are our superpower.
Join us in our weekly Wednesday Wrath, where we unleash our prophetic fury upon the world.
Learn more about our superpower here.
Our Secret Sauce is the key to our success.
To save the world from certain doom, one prophetic moment at a time.
We're not your average prophets, folks. We're the ones who'll tell you to eat more cake, drink more coffee, and wear more plaid.
We're the ones who'll bring the fire and the brimstone.
Our Vision for the world is a world where everyone wears socks with sandals and loves it.
Stay tuned for more updates, and don't forget to bring your own coffee.
Next week on Wednesday Wrath, we'll be talking about Our Favorite Superhero.