Weekly Warnings: Survival Tips from the Prophets of the Apocalypse

Get ready for the end of the world as we know it! Our team of Prophets has gathered to bring you the most essential tips for surviving the coming apocalypse. Don't say we didn't warn you...

Prophet's Tip 1: Store your cat in the pantry

When the zombies rise, your feline friends will be the last ones to notice. Secure them in a safe, food-stocked pantry and you'll have a loyal companion to navigate the ruins.

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Prophet's Tip 2: Invest in a good water filter

Water, water, everywhere, but none of it's safe to drink... Invest in a top-of-the-line water filter and you'll be sipping like a king (or queen) in the new wasteland.

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Prophet's Tip 3: Learn Basic First Aid

Tourniquets, splinting, and bandages - oh my! Our prophets have got you covered with a crash course in first aid. Don't be that guy who can't even stop his own nosebleed...

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