Chaos Forecasts

Get ready for the unpredictable, the absurd, and the downright terrifying predictions from our team of certified Prophets of the Apocalypse.

Today's Forecast

We predict:

Random fires will start in the east wing, possibly due to a toaster malfunction.
The coffee machine will dispense only lukewarm water for an unspecified reason.
A random meeting will be called at 3 PM sharp, and will involve exactly 7 people in a conference room.

Tomorrow's Forecast

We predict:

Someone will spill coffee on the conference room carpet.
The copier will jam twice.
The CEO will wear a bright orange jumpsuit to the company picnic.

And, of course, there's always the chance of a Chaos Wildcard