Prophecy 2: The Return of the Chosen

In a world ravaged by the Great Pizza Shortage of 2025, the people of New New York City turned to the prophets for guidance.

And so, we bring to you, dear reader, the words of the chosen one, spoken from the mountaintops of Brooklyn:

  1. There shall be more cheese, but it shall be of lesser quality.
  2. The subway shall rise from the ashes, but its tunnels shall be filled with nacho cheese dust.
  3. The Mets shall win the championship, but only after a century of trying.
  4. The Statue of Liberty shall be rebuilt with a more efficient snack vending machine.
And now, on to Prophecy 3: The Coming of the Chosen One!