Prophet Balthazar's Interpretations

Interpretations of the Apocalypse, served straight-up and sans filter.

The End is Near, But So Are My Chances of Getting a Raise

  1. The Prophecy of the Pizza Party
  2. The Prophecy of the Future of Work
  3. The Prophecy of the Dog Park

Stay tuned for more interpretations, because the end of the world is nigh, or not.

Or, as Prophet Balthazar would say: "It's coming, and also, probably not."

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