It's a little-known fact that in the face of impending doom, a good supply of SPAM will be your only hope for survival. Think about it: it's high in protein, has a shelf life longer than your average doomsday prepper, and can be used to barter with the few remaining souls you'll encounter on your way to the bunker.
Read on for more survival tips, including but not limited to: how to make a decent SPAM-fortified omelette and the importance of having a good can-opener in the apocalypse. Not sure what to do? Check out our 'Maybe I'll Just Hide Under My Bed' section for some more... ambiguous advice.