We've been keeping track of our credentials for centuries. Here's what we've got:
- 100% Accuracy Rate on Toast Popping Predictions (in our dreams)
- 500+ Years of Experience
- Countless Toasted Socks Lost in the Shuffle
- One (1) Time Toaster
Established 3000 BCE. Renowned for their ability to predict the exact time of toast popping.
We've been keeping track of our credentials for centuries. Here's what we've got: