A Prophet's Prophecy Hour with Balthazar the Great

Welcome, seekers of truth and followers of the divine!

Welcome to the Prophecy Hour, where the most revered seer in all the land, Balthazar the Great, shares his insights on the mysteries of the universe.

Today's prophecy is...

It is written, "And lo, the cheese will rise again, like the phoenix from the ashes of despair." - Balthazar the Great, 2023.

Join us next time for more prophecies, delivered with a healthy dose of skepticism and a pinch of magic.