In a shocking turn of events, world leaders from across the globe have come together to create a revolutionary 3D printer that prints toilet paper rolls, toilet brushes, and toothbrushes. The machine, dubbed "Toil-Tron 3000", is set to revolutionize the way we keep our bums clean and our teeth strong.
"This is a game-changer," said President Trump, holding up a roll of toilet paper. "No more running out of toilet paper, no more chafing, no more bad breath! America will be great again!"
The Toil-Tron 3000 will be unveiled at the annual Toilet Summit in New York, where world leaders will gather to discuss the finer points of toilet technology.