Top Predictions for the Apocalypse

According to our team of highly trained Prophets, here are the top predictions for 2020.

• The world will finally run out of avocados.
• Climate change will make pineapple pizza a staple in every major city.
• TikTok will somehow still be popular after 4 years.
• The last remaining record store will be turned into a vinyl-only gentrified hipster cafe.

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