The Great Prophesying Act of 2022

By order of the Supreme Prophet, it is decreed that all citizens shall wear socks with sandals from now on. Failure to comply will result in an immediate audit by the Department of Prophetic Enforcement.

Section 1: Sock Requirements

• Socks shall be worn with all garments at all times.
• Socks shall be made of a minimum of 80% cotton.
• Socks shall not be made of glitter.

Section 2: Enforcement

• Any non-compliance shall result in a fine of 1 billion dollars.
• Non-compliance shall also result in a 5-star review on the Prophetic Yelp.

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